![]() ![]() We asked the demon to come to the mortal world and get some revenge on those who have wronged us. “Fuck, I’ve never gotten this far,” said Baked. We silently listened to Buzzed ask their questions to the spirit world, and we encountered a vampire spirit named “Q” after we drew a fucking pentagram under the board (only the Daily Arts kids would do this shit). Due to no movement on the board whatsoever, I gave up and let Buzzed take over. Soon enough I learned that I suck at summoning spirits. It took us a few tries to get all our giggles out, but once it began, we all got serious. And if you can trust your friends not to cheat. That’s the fun thing about Ouija boards: it’s all about how much you want to believe in it. We would channel some spirits, mostly good ones, and afterwards we’d laugh at how silly it was. ![]() My high school friends and I would gather around the dining room table of my house with my mom’s Ouija board (when you use an older Ouija board that’s when you know it’s going to be good). The $20 Toys-R-Us Ouija Board was placed on the basement floor with two candles and “protective salt” (courtesy of Crazy Wisdom Bookstore). And get a cat.īaked, Buzzed, me and five other friends gathered for the occasion. And probably rewatch “The Craft.” And hex my ex. I’m going to go home and light some candles and cast some spells. Scare men and babies and country club moms. I’m pretty convinced at this point that I can raise the dead and change the weather and whatever else witches do. The whole process of moving the heart around the board was fun, but I’m just really proud of myself.īored is proud of me too (hell ya!). My good pal Q asked for our blood in exchange for revenge against one of our most mortal enemies, which was cool. So we drew a pentagram on the floor with a Tums and lit another calendar and actually did the damn thing. The first two tries weren’t fruitful, so I turned to the good old Google and found that Vampires are attracted to lavender. I rolled up tonight in an ankle-length black coat, two (or three, maybe four) beers and a desire to conjure a spirit. I saw “The Craft” one too many times as a kid and my Smiths phase was (is) unnaturally long. ![]()
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